ROB’S REMINDERS TO KEEP SOBER

1 If I’m thinking of drinking to fix a problem, that problem will get worse. I’ve tested it and tested it. The result never changes

2 I’ve never woken up and regretted not drinking. Ever. Have you?

3 I’ve seen how bad it can get. I’ve seen yellow people screaming in hospital. Alcohol-related death is horrendous

4 I speak to someone else who also has rules to stop them drinking

5 You don’t look suave after a few snifters, you look red and sweaty

6 Have you ever noticed how pathetic “proalcohol” quotes sound? The ones always attributed to the Rat Pack? Cringe